Hi friends pick up some really cool and naughty Whatsapp
status ideas for your today’s Whatsapp message to the world. I put up here
dozens of funny and bit naught Whatsapp status messages because my friends
forced me to create a Whatsapp account to give you laughs and giggles. Because
they knew how resolutely courageous I am. I'm fearless in what I say. Maybe I
should keep my fatuous genuineness elsewhere, but I'll remain here because I've
grew a connection with y'all, like an umbilical cord. But yeah, I don't mean to
insult any of ya'll. Remember, everything I say is a joke. I just like to make
people laugh, that's all. I Love you, Whatsapp friends.
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Naughty Whatsapp Statuses |
Naughty Whatsapp Statuses!
Nothing worse than wanting something to happen that you know
won't happen, especially when it was just happening the day before!
Sometimes people think they've won a debate with me because
I stop responding, but in reality I just hate arguing for free.
Only 53% of women believe they are financially prepared to
live to age 75, and only 32% of women say they have enough to live until 95.
I can understand being a freak, but be a freak for your
significant other. Not the rest of the world.
I am trying to save up enough romance for you to one day I afford
to say I love you..
She is literally everything I could ever ask for in a girlfriend.
She's faithful, loyal, tells me if any guy who tries to hit on her on Whatsapp
and she immediately blocks them without hesitation. Call me cheesy or whatever
for admitting that I care so much about her in such a short amount of time, but
we're not going to let anybody interfere with our relationship.
In & Out Burger restaurants are always the hardest to
run in and out of.
I saw various decent females who getting into in their 50's but
still cannot leave the habit of walk around in high heels and it look like they
have shoes on the wrong feet’s.
Happy whatever you're celebrating today! Doesn't really matter
if you celebrate your birthday or not, another day of Positivity and happiness
is always needed so enjoy.
It's a naughty twist of luck that the most decent, adorable
and smart guy, often stay away from the most beautiful girls on the Whatsapp.
I wish I could take my brain out and put it to the side
before I get in bed every night so that thoughts won't be able to keep me up.
One of my dreams is to travel the world, not so I can tour
around and waste time, but I want to see how EVERYONE lives. Who am I to say
that Whatsapp is a dumb place, or that haters need to be run over?
I am thinking about making a new Facebook page. I'm tired of
seeing drama, fight videos, and other nonsense every time I log on and I have
so many people in my friends list that it would take forever to go through.
Sorry but the fact you avail about 30 minutes to find out a
perfect crush online love test and post the end results to Whatsapp status clearly
shows you're an idiot.
The mode I hug my ex girlfriend in park today is certainly
going to show the way to my arrest.
Those statistics make me sick. However, I've been saying
most of this stuff for months. I cut out Facebook and replaced it with Whatsapp
and I feel so much better.
I don't understand these endless, pointless rivalry jokes
between Toyota and Honda. A car is always a car. A truck is always truck. I own
a Ford Mustang and proud. You guys are pathetically funny.
I am sorry to say but, your stupid selfies that looks like Lady
Gaga meme is making everyone on Whatsapp uncomfortable.
I love seeing all these idiots saying things on their
Whatsapp statuses like “I am so cute” to the people who are upset.
I hate overly preachy tantalizing on Facebook but those are
my thoughts at the moment, they're free and you didn't have to read this far if
it was real.
Sorry my face is in such a state that I say no to show it on
Whatsapp because I'm scared it'll put all my ex girlfriends to shame.
I actually highly dislike the Facebook and most people are
idiots who believe everything they hear there. But guess what? It’s still
better than Whatsapp.
I cannot even express how deeply sick of the Whatsapp I am.
I may block people until they get over their excitement.
Facebook should have a lie detector app that would flag all
the stupid people put on here. I can’t believe that everyone a pathological
liar?
Just because they don’t have the balls to do it doesn't mean
I should baby them. That’s how girls learn ignoring me or that's the idea at
least.
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Being born in the 90's is really weird and cool
because we were the first generation (of children, anyway) to be introduced to
technology, but we still had a childhood playing outside on our bicycles. Like
my whole street used to be filled with kids doing kart wheels and playing
together and I know I sound like a grandma, but don't get me wrong...I love the
internet and Iphone but when I look at my brother I can't help but think we
were the last.
I'm so sick of seeing bullying, harassment, fighting, videos
of fights, and immature threats all over my Whatsapp. Every time I log on,
someone feels the need to post their personal dramas and their problems with
others all over the Whatsapp it doesn't make you look hard or cool, and it most
certainly isn't cute. It's immature, it's unneeded, and it's dumb. If you have
nothing cool or real naughty to say, don't say it at all and most certainly
don't post it on your Whatsapp status for everyone to become involved.
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