Funny Attitude Quotes for Whatsapp Status

Do you urgently require a funny quote or a short attitude status for Whatsapp or Facebook? Don’t worry here you will get a brand new collection of funny attitude statuses ideas for sober girls, bad guys and straight people. I just want to inform all the females that when you on Whatsapp, Instagram or Facebook your private photos, just remember that there are young boys, young girls, and other females husbands who may learn something wrong from your bad attitude. There are also Moms who are teaching their daughters self respect and their sons what respect looks like. We all should be accountable, including those who click like. Respect yourself. You don’t have to be half dressed on Whatsapp or Instagram to get attention.

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Funny Attitude Whatsapp Statuses!

To Whom It May Concern; when you post a picture of you studying or picture of your books to show us that you are studying please don't forget to also take a picture of your script the next week when you get your results.

Don't call me and ask me for anything if you can't even call to see if I'm alive.

If you buy butter with benefits and use toothpaste with benefits, why wouldn't you drink coffee with benefits?

My feet, they're everywhere I want to be and take me only where I want to go!

I've been called "mean" a lot over the years. I'm not mean at all. I believe the word that fits is: Unbothered.

When you chase you hiss, when you hiss you miss, when you miss you mess, and when you mess you shhh! Amazingly, nothing is as interesting as chasing to a girl.

It is impossible to take or get back what was never yours to begin with, but is certainly entertaining to sit back and watch them try and fail.

You want to converse, have something to talk about. You want to debate, have something to say. By something, I don't mean anything.

I can stand almost all faults in a woman, but not shallowness, stupidity, ungodliness, and indecisiveness.

Mark Zuckerberg, who told you we weren't eating, sweating, and fighting before you brought your Facebook to waste our time and dwindle our productivity? Switch it off and see if we, peoples who are used too much worse conditions than making friends we do not even know will be extinct. Do you know that even teargas no longer affects us? Go on, do it and we die at once. You would have saved us from your modern ways.

I know that I'm a piece of work. But hey, I'm consistent.

Hail Everyone! People who never give up on me and always stand beside during my stupid activities, I appreciate your presence.

Women are supposed to be like butterflies, cute and hard to catch. But instead, some of you want to be like roaches, irritating n in every dude bed.

I enjoy playing with words and spreading them. What I post on my status isn’t always a reflection of my life, its insight on my thoughts of what I know, what I've learned or what I am currently witnessing or have witnessed. Consider it my pleasure to drop gems.

You want others to follow what you cannot implement on your own.

You can do anything as long as you don't count yourself out of the equation.

Are you an idle gossip? Have you run short of what to gossip about? I am bringing something fresh for you in a few minutes.

So it is actually possible to spend the entire weekend on a sober head. No intoxicants but, reading, movies, visiting family, the sick, prisoners, and needy. This should go on and on and on. This is an admirable road to walk on.

I might start sending Facebook game requests to the people who always send me game requests of games they don't like or don't play. Then maybe they might just see how annoying it is.

If you post personal things on Whatsapp or Facebook regarding your personal attitude than don't be surprised when people that care about you reaches out to be there for you. If you want things to be private keep them private.

Tragedy of Cruel Elephants Training For Circus

Most of us really like to enjoy each and every bit of circus and elephants show is our favorite part, but do you ever think about the cruel training for these pity elephants? I had planned to let the Elephants speak for themselves with their bellows of pain as they’re beaten into submission as routine training but was told I couldn't play the video. So I will try to speak for them.

cruel elephant training

I have come here today to ask that you seriously consider banning circuses that use animals or at the very least ban the use of the bull hook, whips and chains. First let me inspire you to take that leadership role to step up to the plate and do the right thing with this bit of shocking news. China, a country known for widespread animal cruelty that at times seems to know no bounds has taken the unprecedented step by banning all circuses that use animals. Let me say that again, China has mandated an end to animal circuses and has warned its zoos to stop the abuse. Now if China can see how horribly abusive and cruel animal circuses are certainly we here in America and Palm Beach County can agree that the time for animal use in circuses is over.

Despite what you may have heard from the circus industry there is no government agency in the US that monitors the animal training in circuses. When the USDA does get around to checking on conditions most times things have been cleaned up and quite frankly they have been slow to investigate or prosecute until recently. Last week the  USDA fined Ringling Brothers  $270,000 for  violating federal animal-welfare laws in its handling of elephants, tigers, zebras and other exotic animals.

Both Ringling Brothers and Cole Brothers have a long sordid history when it comes to both animal abuse and child abuse. Both have a long criminal and cruelty history ranging from petty larceny to stabbings, choking’s, beatings and more perpetrated on people along with all the animal welfare violations such as beatings with bull hooks, chains, whips, lack of food and water or veterinary care, improper handling of wild animals, unsanitary feeding practices, failure to test elephants for tuberculosis, deaths due to untreated disease, exhaustion, drowning and heat exposure. I could list all these violations one by one but you get the picture.  As a point of reference in April 19, 2005 Ringling head animal trainer Sasha Houcke was charged with assaulting his daughter by choking and punching her in front of two witnesses and pleaded guilty to the charge.

This is what goes on under the big top from the head trainer on down to the part time workers. None of these workers are given background checks; they can’t be because that would make the companies that hire them liable for any criminal charges brought against them.  When you support the circus this is what you’re supporting plain and simple. You’re saying you’re not bothered by the animal cruelty, criminal records or fraudulent statements of care and concern made by the people that run the circus. Of course they will say that this is how they make money so they have a vested interest in keeping the public removed from the truth. So take the blinders off and don’t be fooled. Then ask yourself this question - just what type of person runs away with the circus? Only someone with something to hide! This is how all elephants are trained in every circus that uses animals the world over. It’s a fact.

Two Letter Scrabble Words A to Z

In this awesome post you will learn a lot about two letter scrabble words cheats and guru tricks. It's no big secret that one of the first steps to becoming better at Scrabble (and for that matter, Ban-anagrams, Diddler, Upwards, Words with Friends, and similar games) is to know your two-letter words really well. Playing a short-to-medium length word parallel to an opponent's word, forming a whole slew of secondary two-letter words is my favorite thing to do in life. It racks up loads of points even with low-value tiles, and tends to not give away high-scoring opportunities to your opponents. Indeed, according to some guy on the internet, 75% of Scrabble words played are between two and four letters long, and 50% of points earned are from those 2-4 letter words. Memorizing all the three- and four-letter words in the English language is a pretty daunting task, but memorizing the TWO-letter words is not hard at all-- there aren't that many-- and once that's done, learning the two-make-three words (meaning the three-letter words that can be made from existing two-letter words) would probably be a good next step. That, and learning the three-letter words with J, Q, X, or Z.

2 Letter Scrabble Words

But lets not get ahead of ourselves. Step one is to learn the official two-letter words.  The official Scrabble app on Facebook has a convenient built-in list of two-letter words-- just one of the many reasons why the real Scrabble app is better than Words With Friends-- but I don't like lists of words without definitions, so I put together a list of all the valid two-letter words along with definitions, random comments, digressive rants, and a few mnemonics for some of the harder-to-remember words. Enjoy.

Two Letter Scrabble Words!

AA - Aa (pronounced "ah-ah") is a type of lava, the rocky, "extra chunky" kind... as opposed to the smooth, extra creamy type of lava known as "pahoehoe". (Pahoehoe is also a valid Scrabble word, but I don't imagine it gets played quite as often as aa). Aa can also be validly pluralized as "aas", though I don't know how much sense it makes to refer to lava in the plural. It's acceptable in Scrabble though.

AB - What do you get if you have six-pack abs and subtract five of them? You're left with one ab. No, I'm not making that up.

AD - Ads are the annoying things on TV people used to watch before they all got Tivos and DVRs.

AE - Scottish for "one", as in, "tha' sassenach's ae bonnie lass". The Official Scrabble Dictionary is kind of inconsistent as far as including Scottish/Welsh/etc words. Thus, "ae" and "cwm" are arbitrarily considered valid words, but "ch" and "crwd" arbitrarily aren't. Ch! Bludy sassenachs!

AG - short for agriculture. For some reason, the plural of this word, "ags", is acceptable. Actually a pretty good rule of thumb is that you can almost always pluralize a noun in Scrabble, even if it would make little or no logical sense to do so in any conceivable actual sentence.

AH - as in, "ah, finally you played a word". It turns out that "ahs" is also valid (think "oohs and ahs"), as is "aah" and "aha"... BUT "ahh" is invalid; if you have two H's, don't try to play "ahh" or "ehh" like a noob; see if you can play "pahoehoe" and post a picture of it on Facebook.

AI - Ai, pronounced like "AH-ee", is what they used to call the three-toed sloth before they decided it was too confusing, but the words "ai" and "ais" are still acceptable for Scrabble purposes.

AL - The al is a type of tree that grows in India. It is more commonly spelled "aal", which is also a valid Scrabble word. Both spellings can be pluralized with -s.

AM - as in, "I am not going to explain this word".

AN - as in, "an easy word that I'm also not going to explain".

AR - the spelled-out name of the letter "R". No, I'm not joking. All Enlgish letters have official spelled-out names that you can use in Scrabble, though some are more useful than others. The most interesting letter names are probably ar, es, ef, em, en, ex, cee, zee, and zed (the British say "zed" instead of "zee" for the letter Z).

AS - as in, "as in, 'as in, «as in,...»'". If I had infinite styles of quote marks I could make this definition infinitely recursive.

AT - as in, "where you at, foo'?"

AW - as in, "aw, shucks". Note that "aww" is NOT acceptable.

AX - like a hatchet, but bigger. Obviously, "axe" is also acceptable. Fun fact: if you have an X and at least one of any vowel (not counting Y), you can get rid of your X easily: ax, ex, ox, xi, xu... all valid words. Playing an X in such a way that it spells two two-letter words, e.g. "ax" one way and "xi" the other way, will score the eight-point X twice-- an essential move to have in your Scrabble arsenal. So now you'll be happy to see that X in your tray instead of annoyed. You're welcome. ;)

AY - acceptable variant spelling of "aye". Also, ays (as in, "the ays have it") is acceptable.

BA - No, not the sound a sheep makes. That's spelled "baa" (which is also a valid word). The ba is an aspect of the soul in ancient Egyptian mythology. Can be plural, "bas". (See also: KA for more about Egyptian mythology).

BE - as in, "why you be trippin'?" Incidentally, "bes" is a valid Scrabble word, but not because it's plural of "be". Bes is an alternate spelling of the Hebrew letter bet/beth. (see FE below for more about Hebrew letters). (Note [9/13/2012]: "Bes" is not a valid WWF word, though it is a valid Scrabble word.).

True Story of Unsung Heroes of Animal Rescue

You may read a multiple book and articles animal heroes true rescue stories, this story is not a famous one but surely it will touch your hearts. Tonight I went to the beach to watch 2 sea turtle nests. At 11:pm 3 young college kids, two girls and a guy, came over. I had met them 2 weeks ago when they asked what I was doing sitting by a nest. I told them about the sea turtles and they sat there for several hours with me getting an education about sea turtles and other imperiled marine life. We watched the nest but nothing happened. The next night they were curious so they went to check on the same nest at about 11:pm. It had started to hatch. They were sure the hatch lings would go toward the water. They had no buckets or flashlights, they couldn't call me because they didn't have my cell (which I think everyone on the planet must have by now and knows I'm on call for animal rescue 24/7)

The nest started to hatch with 80 babies racing toward the dune. They remained calm and using their jackets made a sack which held the disorientated hatch-lings. They gently picked them up and released them into their new home the ocean. They waited to see if more would come out. After awhile they went home and sat on their sofa thinking out what had just happened. They saved a whole nest of an endangered species. Not something most people ever get the chance to do.

They told me tonight what had happened. I felt so proud that they got it, from just that one night sitting with me on the beach. Apparently what I had said and more importantly their wanting to learn had sunk in. That experience forever changed them. They helped the nest tonight when all 93 hatch lings went away from the ocean and toward the dune.

I'm writing this to show that you never really know the effect you have on people, you never know what seeds you plant will grow into awareness, compassion and action. We can only hope that they do. We have to have that hope that blind faith. That is what keeps us going, that the drive to protect won't die with us but will live on with the next generation of people we have inspired.

If only everyone could or would be willing to have face-to-face experiences with non-humans where they are helping them - surely this would be so much more rewarding than the atrocities that are mindlessly perpetrated. I never knew how personable turtles were until I rescued two, full grown and totally delightful Red Eared Sliders a few years ago. All non-humans demonstrate wonderful personalities; if we'd only give them a chance. Doing what we can do IS important for both human and non-human.

Quotes on Happy and Safe Journey Wishes

Everyone likes to wish happy and safe journey wishes to their loved ones and these quotes will definitely convey your message in a decent way. Sometimes a simple looking trip does not go to the swift, but to those who keep on running their tracks with ambition and do not give up. Sometimes it seems like where we are going and what we are doing is of no value, but every journey brings a lot of lessons in our life and I want to encourage you to continue your travel because your destination is coming in. Share these safe journey quotes to your friends, lover, husband and colleagues on Facebook and let show your presence with them.

Safe journey quotes

Safe journey wishes!

Beautiful eyes see beautiful things and an amazing girl like you shall always meet amazing people along the way. May your journey keep getting better and better and the smile on your face never fades away.

Your journey might be cruel and hard, life might be bitter, but there are lives around each corner of your life. Your happiness is mine as well. Have a safe journey.

Today is the day to start something new. Trust in the possibilities of new beginnings. So keep calm and have a safe journey.

I am really so happy for my dear, your dream was always discovering the world, make it unforgettable holiday dear, have fun.

No matter where you may go, the moon will always be there to follow you. I miss you and praying for your safe trip.

I am so excited for you .Once the travel bug bites it never stops biting, believe me. Have a wonderful time.

Never mistake your dreams with your fantasy. Looking forward to receiving God's word!

To know you is to love you, and I know you lots and lots. Always be happy, be gentle to live and to your heart. Always be true and embrace life even more. I pray for your safe travel.

Enjoy your time there. And please try to have a lot of fun. I miss you, but very happy for you.

The obstacles you face in this journey are nothing more than mental barriers and they can all be broken down if you think more positively. In your mind, see what you want to happen as opposed to how things are. Think, visualize, and then step forward.

Destiny is like an alarm clock when the time comes it rings. No matter how you try to move faster, when your time has not come, you may spend more years in the wilderness.

It doesn't matter where we came from, what matter is where we want to look forward. I wish a happy and safe journey for you.

Even if you trip and fall, never run away from life, run towards it, find resilience in your pursuit of happiness.

You can't move on with your life until you leave your past life be hide. Leave the hurt you had as a child and your past bad relationships that hurt you.

Every day you need to take a step in the direction of Mental Freedom and it still will be a lifetime journey. Most times the mindset that is the worst for you is the one you gravitate towards the strongest. You must go to stay focused and clear headed.

When you travel like you're on top and people are waiting for you to fall. Remember how great you are and all the things you've achieved.

Life is a journey, people you meet in life are stations sometimes you spend much or less time on particular. If you try to spend much time then you will miss your next. So be positive, go ahead, next station waiting for you.

We all have unknown gifts, talents, and skills, the only way to discover them is by getting out of your comfort zone. Best of luck for your first plane journey!

It's amazing how much better life gets when you follow thru with your plan to make life better. I wish you may collect more happiness and more memories on this journey.

Wishing a Safe Trip to a Friend

1- It’s the end of summer vacation trip and the beginning of another school year. It's an exciting time for everyone. The start of a new year, new friends, new teachers, new classes, but one thing stays constant, learning. Always be prepared to learn something new. They say you can't teach an old dog new tricks. This isn't true. You will learn something new every day if you allow yourself to.

2- There really is no good time that is wasted; even down time when you are just relaxing or vacationing has a purpose. Make the most of your days and stop spinning your wheels on things that don't deserve your attention. Far too often we get lost in the back and forth 100 mph days where at the end of the day we look around and are clueless with what we accomplished. Take control of your schedule and make sure your days are productive. Have a safe trip my friend!

3- Your life is a prepared table. Do not allow people to sit anywhere. Create the chart and assign the seating in your life. Have a safe trip back home!

4- Never be afraid to leap to the other side. Sometimes you have to leave the familiar territory and friends as the environment can become crowded and noisy. Take the leap and have no fear of being alone. That's when you gain room to move around and grow. Enjoy your flight, my prayers will follow you in your whole journey!

5- Never try to negotiate your way into someone's life. If the front door isn't open, don't attempt to go through the window. That's how you become injured. Accept my humble prayers for your safe flight.

6- Stop taking chances with giving people more chances than they deserve. Each time you allow mistreatment to be covered with a lifeless apology; you condone and pave the way for your unhappiness. Bon Voyage honey!

7- No one needs to experience all of you without first knowing and committing to you. Enjoy your holidays on this amazing forest trip.

8- Broken people will never make you feel whole and complete. That's your responsibility. Own it.

9- Be intentional with your time and with whom gets your time. There is no such thing as spare time. Time is your life. You don't have a spare life. Bon Voyage!

10- When you become comfortable, you will begin to conform to what is normal as opposed to what is exceptional. You have to develop and nurture your gift. My prayers are with you in this adventurous road trip.

11- People who do not have good intentions for you are hoping you never realize your value. When you associate with them, you prove them right.

12- Many people have missed good days by waiting on someday. Never waste your days on someone who refuses to include you in theirs. Have a super fun trip.

13- Learn to celebrate the life you have and the life you want will become your reality. I wish you really enjoy your first flight outside the country.

14- No one comes into your life saying I'm here to make your life a living hell. But sometimes they SHOW you little by little that their purpose is just that.

15- Some people will be attracted to your progress, but shun your process. They get hyped at your testimony, but would fail the test. They love the idea of you, but can't handle the reality of you. Some will only want to share in your praise and sit with you on grand stages. Do not allow people to pimp your praise. Enjoy your trip and back home safely.

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Safe Journey Wishes to Brother!

1. Life is one endless journey to try to reach the top. Some never reach the peak. Some give up trying and slowly head back to the bottom. It is with constant hard work and effort that allows you to move up the mountain. Sure you can take days off here and there, but if you want to reach the top, you can never stop moving. There will be easy days and there will be tough days. You have to find the happy medium in life and keep pushing on. Find your balance and don't stop the journey until you reach your goals. Bon Voyage!

2. Just because we have different ways of starting a journey doesn't always mean we can't achieve the same goals. If you are doing the same thing every day and never changing you will become a number. Differentiate Yourself and Don't Be Afraid To Be Different. All my prayers are with my sweet brother throughout his journey.

3. You have to learn in life that we won't have control over everything in life, but you can control how you react or handle a situation. When you feel a big cloud of pressure coming and you know it could potentially cause problems, prepare as best you can for it, and plan how you are going to handle the storm. Life isn't easy and you will constantly deal with pressure in your life. Have a safe journey, dear brother.

25 Funny Questions to Ask a Girl on Facebook

Ask serious questions on the Facebook status and you see girls stroll on by as if you said nothing at all. Ask some funny questions and they'll feed off it for days to come. You could also ask these weird questions to your girlfriend by inbox her, or go it viral for all the girls in your FB circle, hope you will get a lot of likes and comments after starting this game.

Do you ever have those moments when everything seems funny, but no one gets your humor? And in spite of their straight faces, the giggles will not cease? In fact, the more serious they look the funnier it becomes. And you feel like you did when you were a little kid and your mom would tell you to stop laughing and be quiet, but the more you tried the harder it was to suppress your giggles? That is a very strange place to be when you’re a grandma now and the role has reversed! When I was a kid at that moment I wanted to tell my mom to lighten up! Hey, kids lighten up! Life is too short to take it so seriously. If you want something to happen you must take action. Start somewhere, anywhere, but most importantly start doing something. Talking never got anyone anywhere; it was by action that things happened. So, if you are going to talk about it, then be about it. Get up, get out, and do something; don't let the days of your life pass you by get up, get out, and get something; how will you make it if you never even try.

Serious talks all the time weaken our relationships and make our love bonds ineffective by causing us to become double-minded. You overcome strongholds by allowing your girlfriend words to be the final authority. Sometimes a fun word will expose our hearts, bring us to repentance, lead us to excitement, and recognize and resist hater’s schemes against us. If you don't like yourself don't expect someone else too. It’s called self-esteem. If you can’t see yourself dating you don’t expect someone else too either. Like You must be showing him how loud you burp. A little fun in love will draw near to us, haters will flee from us, the clouds of deception and blindness will dispel, and the walls of broken hearts strongholds will come down.

funny questions to ask a girl

25 cool questions to ask girls on the Facebook!

1. Name three scary movies; you laughed too much.
2. What is your confession you want to share only with me?
3. Could you jump for me from the Eiffel Tower?
4. What is your grandma pet name?
5. Do you ever clean your nose in public?
6. How you sing a song without open your mouth.
7. Do you ever try to smell your own fart?
8. Can you share your most awkward toilet moment with me?
9. Could you imagine your life without Facebook and Instagram?
10. What is most important in your life, you cell phone or your boyfriend?
11. What is the dirtiest idea you ever created in your mind?
12. Who is your fantasy celebrity?
13. Do you ever kill a cockroach or lizard?
14. Who is more irritating to you, a dentist or Lady Gaga?
15. Do you regularly visit my Facebook timeline?
16. Who was your first friend on the Facebook?
17. What if somebody hacks your Facebook account?
18. Could you live without updating your status for 21 days?
19. Name 3 fruits you can eat the whole at once?
20. How could you differentiate between a female and male frog?
21. What type of guys you want to slap in the first meeting?
22. Do you ever make a blind date?
23. What would I hear if I could read your mind right now?
24. What can you do to make a dinner romantic?
25. What is your wish for Chuck Norris to do before his death?

Ladies you were created to be pursued. God designed the man to seek. This doesn't mean you can't smile, strike up a conversation and let a guy know you're interested in him, but if after doing so, he doesn't respond, then you should stop too. Halt all operations to get that man. You should never do more than what he's doing. If he never calls you, you should not be calling him. If he never asks to see you or to take you out, you should not be asking him either. Self-assured men intentionally go after the woman they are interested in. Sometimes life hits harder than we are ready for and we get knocked down. The key is learning from what happened and standing back up and pushing back at life. Every day isn't going to be smooth sailing. When you are having a rough day of it, sometimes the best thing is to shut everything down and close your eyes and breathe. The good news is as long as you have gotten back up, you have another chance to win the battle. Don't let life beat you. Focus and beat life at its own game. Then don't be scared to take a victory lap.

Ten Funny Questions to Ask a Girl On Her First Date

• Why you select me for this awkward date?
• Do you think I look bizarre while staring at you?
• Do you ever protest against farts in public?
• I cannot hold your hand for too long in this summer, could you arrange the next date in winter?\
• What you like most my shoes or my tie?
• Do you ever get 1000 likes on your Facebook status?
• What if we choose a name of our future kid today?
• Would you like to exchange our cell phones?
• What is your Christmas crush?
• Could you sing a song for me?

I've deleted Facebook from my phone so if I don't respond right away that is why. They just require too much to have an App on my phone, reading text messages, seeing contacts, there is pretty much nothing that is private by having Facebook authorized on your phone. I think it’s just a fun place where we can ask stupid questions to each other. There are many people who go through their life without really knowing themselves. Many times we try so hard to be something we aren't in order to impress someone. It took me really reaching rock bottom in my life and ultimately destroying the old me in order to realize who I really was. You really have to take the time to understand who you are and what you are meant to do in life.
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Funny Posters and Slogans for Facebook

Funny Slogans

 A Company slogan is one of the most important elements that help to build the uniqueness of the company. A good slogan must be a versatile, meaningful, creative and memorable that customer can easily remember. A company slogan and logo both play an important role to suggest, where the company or business is going, what is its policy and values.

An advertising slogan is the password to attract customer’s concentration to the company or to its specific service or product.

Facebook funny poster

Catchy Slogan Ideas:

• We got you covered everywhere.
• We are promoting success after your every fear.
• Cry & cry until you win.
• Don’t do the same mistake.
• Leave life to the fullest.
• Never look back & learn to appreciate.
• Be yourself before you choose your friends.
• I first then the rest!
• My ego at the peak!
• Stories first, facts a distant second
• We’re not making any links, we are simply implying them.
• We are just being polite even for strangers.
• Don’t accept anything less than you deserve
• Nothing is like a good food after a good work.
• Stay tune forever
• You dream it, we steal it!
• It just makes logic!
• Delete your worries!
• Educate the world how to treat you

There are 5 things that every customer wants to see in any product or service, so always keep these five things in your mind before you choose a slogan.

1. Something free or an extra bonus
2. Something trendy or totally new idea
3. Quick response or feedback from the company
4. Discount, discount and more discounts
5. Standard and quality 

Funny slogans:

• We are open 24/7 like your mouth.
• If you haven’t had a crush on our brand, you're lying to yourself and the whole world.
• If you love truly, you will die daily.
• If you flirt nicely, you will enjoy daily
• Stay cool! Live single!
• Top 12 Funny Slogans for Student Council:

The following funny campaign slogans ideas for student council may help you to be elected as president or vice president of your class.

1. Vote me or get lost with your fake identities.
2. Who says, I am not the best? Oh Devil
3. I know what you want in the summer, vote for me.
4. I swear I am not a smuggler, so what is the problem?
5. Is there no room for wise leaders?
6. I am not a silly fan of Justin Bieber but I am your friend, let me prove it.
7. Student council elections without me are like night without stars.
8. Hurry up; I cannot wait for my victory.
9. Keep calm and follow me.
10. Shut up and vote for me.
11. Vote for me and I will be your Superman.
12. The future of a great future US president is in your hands, vote for me.

Birthday Thank You Quotes for Facebook

I bet you would like to post these thank you quotes for happy birthday wishes on your Facebook, Whatsapp status and Instagram bios with your birthday fun photos. You can also use these sample notes to appreciate someone gifts and favors you received on your special day.

How to say thank you quotes for birthday wishes!

Birthday thank you quotes

Thank you all for the birthday messages. It is highly appreciated. I pray that I have the honor and blessing of your good wishes for a long time to come. I must however acknowledge that I also pray that those who had a dark day will also be given that which they need to persevere and face tomorrow.

I want to thank the hundreds of friends and well wishes for your acts of kindness, words of encouragement and love you've shown me for my birthday. I'm blessed and fortunate to be acquainted with so many beautiful people. From the bottom of my heart, I thank you for taking time to care.

I want to thank everyone for all the kind words and wonderful birthday wishes yesterday!! It was a great day and I'm so blessed to have all of you in my life!

Thank you so much for making my birthday even more special with all your wonderful wishes! Trust me, it definitely means a lot! I am very fortunate to have a great family, friends and co-workers. Feeling loved! I am thankful to God for the years he has given me. Thank you to everyone who remembered my birthday and took the time to wish me a happy one! You all made my day even more special! And to my family...I love you so much.

Thank you to everybody that made me feels loved yesterday. It's nice that Facebook can remind people of my birthday instead of me doing it ;) 36 and fabulous!

I have had the most wonderful birthday. Text messages, phone calls, time spent, beautiful gifts, flowers, gorgeous cards, food, food and more food, all from the people in my life most special to me: my amazing husband, children, parents, family and closest friends. Thank you, I am blessed beyond measure!

Thank you so much everyone for the Birthday wishes! It was awesome to have everyone wishing me well. Having this many people appreciating sarcasm and speaking my mind says a lot of things. But anyone who has seen more then a few wishes would know I should definitely be nicer to people Hahaha yeah right... Thanks a million some of you have used such kind words for real. I feel lucky to have known you! Amen to the kind wishes thanks again!

A huge thank you to everyone who sent me wonderful wishes for my birthday! I am so very blessed with the exception of this darn computer! I tried to personally thank each and every one of you but my computer kept freezing up... so for those of you I couldn't ...I truly do appreciate your kindness and compassion...feeling grateful and loved....Xoxo...

Thank you for all the birthday wishes. I was overwhelmed with good wishes. I had a marvelous birthday weekend with family and friends. I am very blessed and so happy to have been able to celebrate my 70th year with all of you.

Thank you all for the greetings! My Facebook is currently on private mode (not allowing anyone to post) so to those who attempted to post on my wall but failed, you're not alone. Ha-ha. I am really sorry for that but I really appreciate your birthday greetings.

I have such wonderful people in my life! Thank you to all of my friends and family for making this a very special birthday. I love you all very much!

Thank you Facebook fans for the birthday love! I'm having a great time relaxing on the beach. I appreciate y'all taking time to add some smiles to my day. Birthdays are the best!

I very sincerely thank everyone today, and with all my heart I pray, for the blessings of God are great this day upon every living thing under the sun's golden ray. From my heart to all of you indeed I say, thanks a million for wishing Happy Birthday.

A huge thank you to all my friends, family and loved ones that remembered me on my birthday! I loved getting the cards, texts, calls and FB posts. Each one was special and made me smile. If you didn't gets a chance to wish me a happy birthday God will give you another chance next year! Hugs to all!

Thank you to everyone for the birthday wishes and presents. I had a fantastic night last night and thanks to everybody for coming and helping to make it such a special night. I'm off now to eat some more and carry on the celebrations. Thank you to my wonderful wife for the surprise party and all that helped her to arrange it.

Thank you all for the super birthday wishes using all the media available today. I had a super fantastic day with my sisters who made a special dinner and my best friend Judy who planned all the fun and games. Of course my very best friend and husband was a big part of the day. The celebration continues with brunch and a three hour kayak adventure. Maybe 70’s are not that bad!

I haven't been on Facebook to say THANK YOU for all the birthday wishes and blessing. I appreciate everyone taking the time to wish me a happy birthday. I had a great day and plan to make this year the best year of my life so far. I am feeling the love.

Thank you all for the birthday wishes. It was very quiet and relaxing day. What do they say another year older and deeper in debt!! Well not this year. I may be another year older but I am working harder of getting rid of debt for good. Thanks again. You all have a wonderful day.

Thank you to all my wonderful friends on the bend, you never seem to amaze me, what you don't think of, thanks for having a great gathering at the dog house with friends, foods, and I really enjoyed my birthday with all of you.

I would like to thank everyone for all the birthday wishes. I had the best birthday I have had in years. Usually something shitty always happens on my birthday but not yesterday. My mom kept my kids and I and Will spent the whole day together him just spoiling me.

Thank you, to each and every one of my friends and family members that took their time to message me here on Facebook, text and called to wish me a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Thank you; I had a blessed day along with my wonderful husband and my parents which gave me a beautiful surprise!

I am truly blessed to wake up to so many birthday wishes. A big thank you to each and every one of you for the many birthday wishes. It makes this day so very special.

Thank you so much to ABSOLUTELY everyone who took the time out of there busy day to tell me Happy Birthday yesterday!! The messages, calls, texts and people I spent it with! It all means so very much to me! I had a wonderful day!! Love you all!

I just wanted to stop in and thank all of you for your Birthday wishes yesterday, I made it a point to thank each and every one of you for your well wishes, on a day that wasn't so bright, each of you had shed a little light to make my day a little brighter.

My gratitude goes out to everyone who made my birthday more special through their text messages, calls, and mails; I really do appreciate every one of you and I love you all very much. Thank you for sharing a part of your lives with me, I will forever treasure the moments. Not forgetting those who didn't remember at all, you're still very dear to me.

I am so overwhelmed of all the wonderful birthday wishes I have received; I don't know what to say except thank you very much. I also received flowers from great couple/friends; they were just beautiful thank you.

I want to thank everyone who took time out of their day to wish me happy birthday on Facebook it made me smile every time! Funny how the smallest message or words mean so much!

College Survival Kit Ideas for Guys

Every guy needs some cute ideas for high school graduate or college survival kit, on this page you will discover all the necessary items you need to become a super student or freshman of the year. We all want to have the things we want. It’s a natural effect that triggers your mind to admire something, get hooked, daydream and eventually obsess about it, but it isn't easy to satisfy. I am talking about wicked gadgets that make you feel like batman or some kind of CIA secret agent with all those bad-ass gadgets. We may not have a portable quantum super computer, an invisible suit, super shades or inceptions portable dream-in-an-instant machine but at least it’s OK to drool over gadgets that is available in the market.

College Survival Kit

we drool even more when we reach college, Seeing people with all their laptops and updated cell phones... you start wondering, what are the things that would really complete my college and years beyond (aside from friends and families of course) behold my personal survival kit.

Laptop or Tablets:

The Alien Ware M11x Gaming Laptop, In other words, a bad-ass computer laptop that will even make your laptop look like a pocket calculator and make your desktop PC doubt its very existence. The "weakest" of its series (M15x and M17X), it still boast great amounts of memory and stunning visual clarity that enables video gaming while not sacrificing battery life. You can personalize it to the extent that you are able to change the lighting colors and sounds....It also has a titanium plaque to assure you that your are holding an alien gaming machine. Its every game’s dream and wait there’s more..... It acts as your own Head Quarters, Acting as your 11" HD, Personalized Gaming and Office Laptop Capable of going head to head with Desktops. Oh yeah.... its trademarked tag line?

Cellphone:

The Samsung Galaxy, It’s not really the hype right now. In a world "obsessed" with the touch screen cellular phones, I dared to be different. Although a little left behind, the Galaxy simplicity appealed to me... The Ginger bird series did bring up the Mode Shift technology that changes the keypad into a different mode in a push of a button. Although it can't par with the Iphone or other "futuristic" phones, it is still able to capture photos and videos with its 15.1 megapixel camera. It has Stereos speakers for surround sound, 40 GB internal memory and up to 200 GB external memory for music and videos. Over 400 hours standby time and the calls are Crystal clear, simple, yet smart.

Watch:

I am using Samsung Galaxy Gear; I am a guy who never leaves the house without a watch on my left hand. So it’s only normal for me to "desire" a watch and this thing is one of those "desired". Here read for yourself:

Handheld Gaming

PSP or PSPgo, I don't have to explain further just know that the PSPgo is smaller and has its own internal memory, about 16GB. I bet you already know that.

Portable Music:

The IPOD is also a great and innovative mp3 player. The IPOD can be a little better than this gizmo. Why did I choose this? I wanted to be different because I think the IPOD isn't the only great MP3 player out there and besides the walk-man is the original portable music player. The Walkman X series is a touch screen interface music player that has a memory capacity of 16 to 32 GB. The sound is damn clear and it has noise cancellation ability. It has 33 hours playback time and has a web browser. It is a great alternative for the IPod touch.

Camera:

I got SONY ALPHA A-390. If i am going to dream of camera, I won’t limit myself to point and shoot cameras. I'll dream of DSLRs. And when I think of DSLRs, I think of this baby. It has all of the other DSLR's capabilities. Only better and sexier! It has 14.2 megapixels and its lens can be interchangeable (duh?). The Canon HV20, This one is damn expensive but is probably the best camcorder out there. Great quality, great battery, great image control features, great assist features, great camcorder. Its sounds great for camcorder released last 2007. Great for newbie’s too.... just don't put it under water.

The Kodak Play sport Zx3. Big things come from small packages. This gadget takes this belief seriously. The Zx3 is a small full 1080p HD video and still image recorder. It has a glare filter and a face tracker. It also has slow-motion playback and damn water proof.... Heard of any HD cameras that is this small and can record underwater?

Gaming Console:

I have The Xbox 360 with the Upcoming Kinect. This is a slim version of the 360 with sexier curves than your girlfriend. It has Stunning visuals that will keep your eyes away from your girlfriend. All the more reasons your girlfriend can get jealous of it. Aside from the physical concept changes, nothing much is new and its just a sexy 360. The Kinect however will make the Nintendo Wii obsolete. Kinect is a motion controller, and when i say motion, i say motion. You will control video games without any joysticks unlike the Wii. It will rely on its camera to scan your movements and transfer it to the Xbox and unto the screen. Kinect could be another giant leap forward and i want one.

How about you? What’s on your list?

Good Ideas for Instagram Bios

You can make super good Instagram bios by posting these cute and funny quotes on your IG. I am so frustrated with angry people on Instagram attacking one group of people through their clever bios. Let people be. No reason to attack someone because they practice something different, or because they are different. There is no reason to automatically assume someone is conservative/liberal that they are a certain way. To say just be one is funny that they are evil is beyond ignorant. No need to say something like, "all cops are bad" or all "guys are cheaters" or "all girls love selfies" You are putting a large group of people into one category. All whites are not one way, all blacks are not another. Everyone pretty much knows this, and would consider someone ignorant to say otherwise. Why is it all of a sudden acceptable to put a religion, or a job, or a hobby into a category and say they are a certain way?

Good Instagram bios quote!

Instagram bio ideas

1. Discovering what you love just a trace of attention and testing. When you discover the most significant person of your life, you will make every best attempt to do your best and maintain the relationship.

2. If you put positive into the universe, the universe responds in kind. So many people today are wrapped up in themselves and their misery and wonder why it keeps happening. It's simple to change. When you show a little kindness it goes a long way to making your life enjoyable.

3. One should enjoy their life as your life is where you are. To be envious of others life is not living your own.

4. People treat you like whatever, but God will make things work in your favor. If a person does not mind hurting you so easily just forget it especially if that is all they can speak unto you. No weapon formed against me shall ever prosper.

5. We are what we think, right? Finding joy, happiness, excitement...think it, believe it, and it will be. Being mindful of each moment is so incredibly important.

6. We are all on a journey to find our dreams. We are all together in this process. Lend a hand, show support, encourage each other, share in the triumphs and help soothe the mistakes.

7. Do you feel like every day is a learning experience? Are you open to new information and able to embrace it? Keep an open mind; look for knowledge and understanding in all you do. Have an awesome day everyone.

8. When you moving forward don't allow yourself to be weighed down by those who refuse to understand the theme of your walk! It takes giving up certain things in order to live the life that God has for us.

9. It can be a simple as sharing a smile with someone, liking a post, speaking gently to a loved one, thinking positively and letting that Positivity be reflected in your actions. Wishing you an awesome day!

10. Walk off where you are confronted and loved, not where you are jaded and unnoticed.

11. You cannot stop God, therefore you can't stop people. When you try to hold people back -you get in the way of God, therefore do your part. Lift up praise when someone is blessed, because God is blessing you.

12. Life isn't fair, life will never be fair. There will be many times in our life where we will be given the short stick in the draw. What makes the difference is what you decide to do with the hand that's dealt. Are you going to complain about it or do something about it? It is up to you to make that decision.

13. When you judge someone without even giving them a chance, you aren't defining them, you are defining yourself.

14. Life is meant to teach you and test you, the results are like this, you pass, you fail or you end up learning a valuable lesson.

15. We need not look back. Our lives are in front of us, and the greatness that we find within can be shared if only we allow ourselves to think past ourselves!

16. There is not much you can do without faith & placing your trust in God. Most people believe that it is in their power that they accomplish, however it is God's abounding grace that we do all that we do. Place your faith & hope in God & watch His blessings just pour miracles into your life.

17. The secret to changing your mind and attracting positive things to you is to first focus on the good things that are happening around you and become thankful for them.

18. Just because someone stands behind you doesn't mean that have your back! Know your clan.

19. What you do for yourself will perish with you, What you do for other will live forever.

20. Life is not sprint it’s a marathon and always remember that the first to Depart is not always the first to arrive.

21. If you can conceive something believe in whatever it is with all you can. Then you will receive it.

Sometimes the same people, who hand you an umbrella when it rains, could also be the same people who help to create those storms in your life. Be careful who you let into your life and into your heart. Everyone isn't meant to support your dreams and share your vision. Instagram is not a plan or purpose of your life, but you can write your life lines and beautiful quotes for cute friends on your Instagram bios.